Introducing the perfect t-shirt for those who love a good laugh and enjoy the occasional indulgence: "I'm not drunk, but I'm getting there." This amusing quote encapsulates the spirit of anticipation and revelry, offering a witty nod to the excitement that accompanies a night of celebration.

Designed with a touch of humor, this t-shirt combines style and playfulness effortlessly. The text is bold and eye-catching, ensuring that your intentions are clear from a distance. The phrase itself invites lighthearted banter and sets the stage for amusing conversations with friends and strangers alike.

Crafted from premium-quality fabric, this t-shirt ensures optimal comfort, making it an ideal choice for any casual occasion. Its soft and breathable material allows you to move with ease, whether you're hitting the town or enjoying a laid-back gathering with loved ones. The shirt's classic cut and flattering fit guarantee a stylish appearance that complements various body types.

Wearing this t-shirt not only expresses your fun-loving nature but also serves as a conversation starter, inviting others to share their own humorous anecdotes. It embraces the camaraderie of socializing and highlights the joyous moments that come with living life to the fullest.

Whether you're attending a party, going on a pub crawl, or simply enjoying a relaxed evening with friends, the "I'm not drunk, but I'm getting there" t-shirt is the perfect addition to your wardrobe. Embrace the mirthful ambiance and wear this shirt proudly, knowing that you'll bring laughter and merriment wherever you go.

The 100% cotton men's classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

 LENGTH (inches)WIDTH (inches)SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S281815 ⅝
M292017
L302218 ½
XL312420
2XL322621 ½
3XL332822 ¾
4XL343024 ¼
5XL353225 ¼
 LENGTH (cm)WIDTH (cm)SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S71.145.739.7
M73.750.843.2
L76.255.947
XL78.76150.8
2XL81.36654.6
3XL83.871.158
4XL86.476.261.5
5XL8981.364.3