HARAMBE’S BULLET & LAST WORDS

“May 28, 2016. A bone chilling cry breaks the sound of the bustling crowd. 
Then another shout, and another; one by one voices adding to the chorus.  
The volume builds to a terrible crescendo; the sense of panic palpable.
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A single shot pierces the air like a whip-crack; ringing in the stillness that ensues.
The silence is deafening. 
A collective hush hangs in the air like the vast depths of space.
Through the emptiness a wristwatch chimes, a lonely sound in the abyss.
The time is 4:00pm;  Harambe, the western lowland gorilla, is dead.”

Remember the Saviour, Harambe, with this perfect memento; “Harambe’s bullet”
“Harambe’s bullet” features the .308 calibre shell casing from the bullet that felled the legend*, presented on a luxurious bed of crushed velvet, as black as Harambe’s coat.
The presentation displays a page torn from the notebook of a Cincinnati zookeeper on that fateful day, it records the last sound to be heard from the gorilla* A single teardrop is still visible on the page*
The whole display is packaged in a wooden box carved from trees of the central African forest*

*The only thing genuinely authentic is the crushing weight of loss we all feel

The ‘Last Words’ are available to be personalised; the perfect way to tailor this touching gift for a family member or loved one.
If no personalisation is specified, the gift will be sent with the standard ‘Dicks out’ message.