This is Nelson. He chews with his mouth open and resolutely refuses to flush the toilette out of "principle". Not the best roommate. Really needs a garden.
Made of concrete.
Stands 6 inches of lazy, passive-aggressiveness tall.

Hand-Painted with exterior acrylic paints and sealed with exterior polyurethane sealant.

Ships via USPS Priority Mail within 3 to 5 business days.