Publisher Description

New Jersey transplant and sassy brunette Annisa Gobrowski has a problem-literally everyone at her Florida high school is blonde. No lack of golden highlights is going to stop Annisa from making the cheerleading squad. But after accidentally breaking the most popular girl in school's nose, and discovering the cheerleaders all hate her, she starts having second thoughts. Is it too much to ask to land a spot on the team, win the heart of her dreamy crush and make tons of new friends? Annisa is on the verge of giving up, but the cheerleader in her just won't let her quit. She may be a little different, but Sand Dune High had better watch out-this non-blonde is here to stay in this hilariously funny novel from Private author Kieran Scott.

Author Biography

Kieran Scott is the author of several acclaimed young adult novels, including I Was a Non-Blonde Cheerleader, A Non-Blonde Cheerleader in Love, Brunettes Strike Back, and Geek Magnet. She lives with her husband and their son in New Jersey.

Review

ScottÆs funny, fast-paced narrative will leave readers smiling. (School Library Journal)

Long Description

Annisa Gobrowski has a problemeveryone at her new high school in Florida is blonde. If Annisas Jersey attitude doesnt make her stand out enough, her dark pixie haircut sure does. Yet no lack of golden highlights is going to stop Annisa from making the best of Sand Dune High, especially once she checks out the competition-level cheerleading squad.

Review Quote

Scotts funny, fast-paced narrative will leave readers smiling. (School Library Journal)

Excerpt from Book

I took a deep breath, smoothed my hair down, and opened the door to the classroom. The second I did, the bell pealed out so loudly, it could have been inside my brain. I froze, startled, and every single person in the room turned to look at me. I instantly knew that I had made two drastic mistakes. First, I had not conformed to local fashion codes, which apparently called for the wearing of much color and little cloth. I had never seen so many belly buttons in one place at one time in all my life. And I''d spent plenty of summer days at the Jersey Shore, thank you very much. Second, I was not blonde. How had I not noticed it before? Every last female in the room was blonde. There were natural blondes and peroxide blondes, highlighted blondes and frosted blondes. Golden blondes, white blondes, ash blondes. Blondes with brown eyebrows and blondes with olive skin. There was even an Asian girl in the front row with her short blonde hair pulled back in two neat ponytails. My gaze darted around the room from blonde to blonde to blonde to blonde. A Britney-clone looked at me and snickered. "Nice clip," she mouthed, glancing toward my forehead. Her friend laughed into her hand. Suddenly my rhinestone barrette felt hard and cold and jagged against my scalp. It was official. I was in hell. And John Frieda was the devil. OTHER SPEAK BOOKS I Was a Non-Blonde Cheerleader KIERAN SCOTT Special thanks to Raina Wallens and Lisa Papademetriou for their help and faith in the early stages of this project and their unwavering support throughout. To Cecily von Ziegesar for introducing me to Sarah Burnes and to Sarah for believing in this book and making it all happen. Thanks most of all to Jennifer Bonnell for being there every step of the way and making the whole experience so much fun. I would also like to thank Matt Viola, Lee Scott, Erin Scott and Ian Scott for always believing. Table of Contents First day of school. First. Day. Of. School. Hadn''t I already had one of these in September? What kind of sadistic star had I been born under that I got to have two? Two versions of the most stress-inducing day of the year? I stood outside the back door of Sand Dune High and wondered what, exactly, I was doing here. This was Florida. I was a Jersey girl. I''d only been here five days and already the top of my nose was starting to peel, and that was with daily applications of SPF 15. It was so warm out at 8:00 A.M. that I had already managed to sweat through my black T-shirt on the short walk to school. And according to the huge banner that was hung across the bleachers by the football field, the school mascot was a Mighty Fighting Crab. I mean, come on! The Crabs? I had already made up about ten STD jokes to keep on reserve for parties and lagging conversations. Okay, be positive, Annisa. It''s not like you haven''t done this before , I told myself. My family had moved around the Northeast all my life as my dad, Professor Gobrowski to his colleagues, tried on English department after English department. I had started at plenty of new schools. This was nothing new. Okay, well, maybe it was a little new. After all, the last move had been almost four years ago, allowing me ample time to settle in and make friends that I now missed with an ache previously unknown to my body. And I was used to brick buildings, changing leaves, slush and rain and angry bus drivers. This school was very . . . Florida , with its whitewashed stucco walls, Spanish-tiled roof and palm tree-lined walks. But it was just a school, right? There were teachers and students and books in there. How different could it be? I reached up to touch my signature fashion item--the rhinestone clip that always held back my short brown hair. It acted as a kind of pacifier in moments like these. A reminder that wherever I went, I was still me. I took a deep breath. "Here goes nothing." The noise inside hit me like a sharp wind. People darted across the hallway, a couple of guys slapped hands while a few girls bent over an open magazine. Everyone unfamiliar. Everyone nameless. How was I going to do this? Okay, the first step is always the hardest , I told myself. So I took it. I stepped over the threshold into my new school . . . and my toe caught the lip of the step. My heart shot into my throat. I flew forward. The floor rushed up at me. And all I could think was, Sand Dune High, here I come! This was going to hurt. I knew from experience. But before I could hit the ground, a pair of strong hands grabbed my arm and I was saved from utter humiliation. A few people still snickered around me, but it was so much better than it could have been. I looked up to thank my savior and my throat totally dried up. Maybe it was just the effects of hero worship, but the phrase humuna, humuna, humuna comes to mind. "Are you okay?" my knight in faded Abercrombie asked, releasing me. I smoothed down the front of my T-shirt and tried not to look anyone directly in the eye. My face was burning red. "Bones intact, ego slightly bruised," I said. "I''ll have that step removed by the end of the day," he joked. "Thanks. You can do that?" "I have powers beyond your understanding," he replied, a mischievous glint in his bluer-than-blue eyes. "I''m Daniel Healy, by the way." Daniel Healy was yum. He was taller than me, but not too tall. Actually, the exact perfect height for slow dancing kind of tall. He had light brown hair with obviously natural blond highlights that matched the sun-bleached wisps on his tanned arms and legs. He was wearing long denim shorts, a faded, red, short-sleeved button-down with the first few buttons open, and a single shell on a black cord around his neck. And his smile? Whoa mama. A few lines formed above Daniel Healy''s perfectly shaped nose. He looked a little bit disturbed. Unfortunately, I get that a lot. "And you are . . . ?" he asked. Nice one, Gobrowski , I said to myself. I gave him my best self-deprecating, doofy-me laugh. "Annisa Gobrowski," I said. "Don''t call me Annie or I can''t be responsible for my actions." My stomach dropped when I saw his shocked face. Misfire. Back home that usually got a laugh. Did people in Florida have trouble catching witty sarcasm? If so, I was in big trouble. "I''ll remember that," he said. "You new? Come on, I''ll show you where the office is." Somehow I made myself move down the unfamiliar hall with its unfamiliar smells and its unfamiliar faces. People watched me curiously, like I was some new, unclassified species. I was so nervous, I was sure my knees were going to go out any second. All around me students lined the hallway, digging in their lockers, checking their hair in compact mirrors, passing a soccer ball back and forth across the floor. Everything seemed to blur together. Would any of these people end up being my friend? Did I have anything in common with any of them? What if this school was too cliquey and no one wanted someone new to, you know, clique with? "So, where did you come from, anyway?" I asked Daniel as we rounded a corner. I needed conversation to distract me from my insecure thoughts. "I thought I was supposed to ask you that," he said. "Aren''t you the new girl?" I laughed. "No, I mean, just now. When you saved me from a splat worse than death." "Oh, I followed you to school," Daniel said, causing my heart to thump. "I''m not a stalker or anything. I just live down the block from you. We should walk together sometime." Smiling on the outside, I tried to remember if I''d done anything super embarrassing on the walk to school, like pick a wedgie or talk to myself. Oh, God! I had tried to three-pointer my banana peel into a garbage can by the bleachers and missed by a mile. Had he seen that? "So where did you move here from?" Daniel asked. "New Jersey." "Really? Did you ever see anyone from The Sopranos ?" Such a boy thing to ask. "No. And there were no attempted whackings at my old school either," I told him. Daniel laughed. "Well, this is it," he said, stopping in front of a glass door marked MAIN OFFICE. "Good luck, Annisa-not-Annie." I grinned. "Thank you so much," I said, sounding a lot more breathless than usual. "Hey, I know I wouldn''t want to walk the halls of a new school alone," he said with a sympathetic grin. "Or, you know, trip through them." "Ha ha." Daniel started to back his way down the hall, somehow not stumbling over the skateboards, books and hundreds of feet in his path, all of which would have definitely sent me sprawling. "See you later!" he added, giving me a wave. I hope so , I thought with a smile. Maybe this new school thing wouldn''t be so bad. "Excellent record, Ms. Gobrowski, just excellent. Excellent, excellent, excellent." I sat in the vinyl chair to the left of my new guidance counselor''s desk, my hands clasped tightly in my lap. He held the manila folder containing my permanent file up in front of his round face, shaking his head, but in a good way--like he was awed by my many B-plusses and occasional A''s. When he lowered the file to his lap, he grinned, his rosy red cheeks growing even rosier. He reminded me of an inflated Christmas elf or one of those lawn gnomes my grandmother has all over her yard in Chicago. "Just excellent," he said again, his eyes twinkling. Ever hear a word so many times it starts to lose all meaning? "Uh . . .&nb

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