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Old Spice Cologne Spray for Men, Classic Scent, 4.25 fl oz. Old Spice Cologne has been around for generations. If your grandfather hadn't worn it, you wouldn't exist. Neither would velvet paintings, the chili dog, and sheepskin rugs - manly things that were made by men who smelled strong and splashed Old Spice cologne on their faces before doing other manly stuff during their day. The unmistakably masculine musky scent of Old Spice. 4.25 fl oz
- Old Spice Cologne Spray for Men, Classic Scent, 4.25 fl oz
- It will still be around, even after nuclear fallout
- Old Spice Classic Cologne Spray
- Cool, crisp, and clean
- If your grandfather hadn't worn it, you wouldn't exist
- The unmistakably masculine musky scent of Old Spice
Product Description
Old Spice Cologne has been around for generations. If your grandfather hadn't worn it, you wouldn't exist. Neither would velvet paintings, the chili dog, and sheepskin rugs—manly things that were made by men who smelled strong and splashed Old Spice Cologne on their faces before doing other manly stuff during their day.
Product Features
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Frequently Asked Questions
What are the pros of procuring this product?
It plants a flag of fragrance high atop your man mountain
It gives heart to the weak, while striking fear into your enemies
It smells like cobra fangs
It allows you to mark large geographical areas with your scent and increase your
dominion
It increases your ability to sense other dimensions
It makes you feel like a delicious meatball sandwich for women
It makes larger mammals fear you
It allows you to save small animals using only your man scent
What are the cons of procuring this product?
It incites an unmistakable urge to wrestle large animals
It creates a desire to climb tall mountains simply because they exist
It smells too manly
Its manly scent causes people to assume you're an astronaut able to answer aerospace queries
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