MAN AKIN: INFLATABLE TALKING HUSBAND BOYFRIEND (LIKE A GUY, BUT EASIER)
Simply press the button and he talks. 15 things Man Akin says that an actual man might not say:
- I'm sorry. I was wrong.
- Let's stop and ask for directions.
- You do not have too many shoes.
- Relax let me rub your shoulders
- Those jeans make your butt look perfect!
- Let me do the dishes
- Put your feet up, let me bring you more champagne
- I could listen to you talk all day
- Let me plan a date night
- Tell me about your day
- Thank you for always being right
- I hear you, im ready to change
- forget the game lets watch the Notebook again
- Stay in ben I'll make you breakfast
- Order anything you like on Amazon
- WoW! your poop really doesn't stink
Why have an actual man hanging around when you could have something better? Man Akin (get it?) only talks when you want him to, and he only says things you want to hear. He doesn’t leave his dishes in the sink or sit around watching sports when there are chores to be done.
At nearly 6’ tall he is life-sized, yet deflates and folds away for convenience or stays inflated so you can sleep on him when you have finished that bottle of champagne all by yourself because you didn’t have to share with an actual man who consumes food and drink. (Man Akin is not a life saving device, but we know plenty of times he has been a life saver.)
Tips for success: Use a pump, not your mouth, to blow up Man Akin. Use the provided elastic to attach the sound device to the inflated Man Akin's watch area. Turn the sound on/off by sliding the black switch. Press the white button to hear what Man Akin has to say.
Comes brand new factory sealed. This is a much higher quality grade inflatable blow than all the other makers that are sold online. It is a little more costly but looks waaaaaay better and has 15 different saying sounds! Make a great a gift.
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