Jizzlefinger brings you THE THUNDERSTORM BOOKS PRIVATE RESERVE SET 1 by Shane McKenzie, Mary SanGiovanni, James Newman, Robert Ford, P. A. Douglas, Michael McBride, Bryan Smith, Kelli Owen, Brandon Ford & Matthew Warner. Published between 2014 and 2015 by Thunderstorm Books. MINT condition, brand new and unread Hardcover Editions. Each book is SIGNED by the author and Limited to just 36 lettered copies, this set being the matching letters S. I'm always happy to combine postage for multiple items.

PRIVATE RESERVE SET 1


PUS JUNKIES by Shane McKenzie


Kip has the worst case of acne that anyone has ever seen. Zits cover his entire body; his skin is aflame with bright red, pus-filled sores. He has become an outcast in his school and the other kids call him Toad.

But what they don't know is the pus leaking from Kip's acne is actually a powerful narcotic that produces strong psychedelic effects. Soon, everyone in school will want a taste of his hallucinogenic cream and this former-loser will become the most popular kid in school. But once you lick the Toad, there's no going back to normal drugs. His classmates just can't get enough. And as their addiction grows, they will stop at nothing to get it...

In the spirit of Street Trash and Class of Nukem' High comes a novel about growing up, finding yourself, and tripping on bodily fluids. Shane McKenzie and Eraserhead Press present a bizarro high school drama drenched in Technicolor-splatter!




A DARKLING PLAIN by Mary SanGiovanni


Collected short horror fiction including KINS, THE NURSES OF HAVERSHAM, THE ELEVENTH HOUR SYNDROME, ANDI, SKINCATCHERS, DEADSIES, THE AMAZING MORPHEUS, GOTH AND CROW, THE DAYS AFTER THE WORLD WENT AWAY and  LETTING GO also contains additional story notes from the Author.



PEOPLE ARE STRANGE by James Newman


A talking bug who may or may not be our sixteenth President reincarnated...a beloved grandfather with a terrible secret...a man who takes "coveting they neighbor's wife" to a horrifying new low...a community composed of sadists and serial killers...two smiling men in ties carrying the word of God and a straight razor...

You'll meet all of these and more in People Are Strange, an eclectic compilation of short fiction by James Newman. People Are Strange is a collection of tales that are as weirdly humorous as they are disturbing, stories that will make you laugh even as you shudder.

Table Of Content:

The Honest-To-God True Story Of Earl P. And A Bug Called Abraham Lincoln
The Good, The Bad, And The Severely Maladjusted
Your Cold, Black Heart
The Tell Tale Fart (A Parody)
Bless This Meal, O Lord
Suffer The Children
Keeping Up With The Joneses
A Town Called Hatred
Holly Rollers



THE GOD BENEATH MY GARDEN by Robert Ford


From the mind of Robert Ford comes 15 pieces of short fiction to keep you awake at night.A grieving man discovering what his true purpose in life has become. A small town with a lake harboring something few men have seen and lived. A fateful Halloween night and the tragedy and complete terror it sets in motion. Long time pen pals... and the confession one desperate woman makes to her best friend. The God Beneath My Garden collects rare, difficult-to-find short fiction and previously unpublished work, along with story notes.

Table Of Content:

Racing The Milk
Early Harvest
Bluebottle Summer
The Taste Of Our Indiscretions
For Goodness Sake
Baby's Breath
In Country
In Darker Waters
Free Ride Angie
Breeding Season
Bloodlegum And Lolliknives
Maggie Blue
Of All Evil
Pleasing Marlena
Georgie



HITCHERS by P. A. Dougles






DEAD EYES by Michael McBride


One of the first novels by Michael McBride, originally self published back in 2004, here we have a reissue in a loveingly crafted Thunderstorm Hardcover.



ROCK AND ROLL REFORM SCHOOL ZOMBIE by Bryan Smith

Sex, Death, and Heavy Metal! If you're a teenage metal head The Southern Illinois Music Reeducation Center is not the place you want to go. The center specializes in "de-metaling" - a treatment to cure teens of their metal loving, devil worshiping ways. A program that subjects its prisoners to sexual abuse, torture, and brain-washing. But tonight things get much worse. Tonight the flesh-eating zombies come . . . Rock and Roll Reform School Zombies is Bryan Smith's tribute to Return of the Living Dead and The Decline of Western Civilization Part 2: the Metal Years



LIVE SPECIMENS by Kelli Owen


The town of Mackinaw is all but abandoned at the end of tourist season. Now, with an approaching blizzard, a strange transport ship has crashed along the frozen shoreline--its escaped cargo genetically engineered for only one purpose... Death.

Howling winds hide the screams of townsfolk, as retired biology teacher Ken Jardine leads a small group to first understand and then destroy what they're dealing with, before the storm gives the upper hand to the Live Specimens...




PAYPHONE by Brandon Ford


On a crowded street corner, the ring of a pay phone cuts through the icy winds. A figure appears in a third-story window across the way. Vigilant, he watches with the focused eyes of a savage hunter. Patient, he waits with the resolve of a bloodthirsty predator. A cordless phone’s handset pressed to his ear...

And a bloodstained hacksaw clenched in his free hand.

From the author of OPEN WOUNDS and THE FINAL GIRL comes a horrifying journey through the mind of a ruthless killer. Called “Disturbing, bloody, and vicious” by Dread Central and “Truly terrifying” by Bloodtype Online, you’ll read with trembling hands, bated breath, and a racing heart.




DOMINOES IN TIME by Matthew Marner
Like the first domino in a chain, the most traumatic episode of a person’s life shapes all things to come.

For a fashion model, the key event is a repulsive facial blemish caused by a photographer with an unusual camera. For a man in a post-apocalyptic shelter, it’s the need for emergency medical attention from the last remaining doctor: his ex-wife. For a homeless man, it’s the realization that the backward-walking man beside him controls world events from his park bench.

Matthew Warner ranges from the 19th to the 43rd century in this collection reprinting eighteen horror and science fiction stories. In the foreword and story notes, Warner describes how his life inspired these tales of infidelity, parenthood, and death. It includes some of his most popular stories, such as “Backwards Man” and “Second Wind.”

Table Of Content:

Picture Perfect
Muralistic
At Death We'll Not Part
Spring Eternal
Cocktail Party Of The Dead
Life Insurance
Cat's Cradle
Second Wind
With The Eyes Of God
Maybe Monitored
It's Just Business
The Three Golden Eggs
And That's When The Bathroom Exploded
Backwards Man
Bummers
Monarch Of The Mountain
Noah's Temple
Die Not In Vain




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