This is a funny 14 oz glass jar candle for Mother's Day or Father's Day!  It reads:

"I'm sorry for all the dumb stuff I did as a kid.  If it helps, you only know about half of it."

You get to choose any scent you'd like for this candle. 

Candles do not get any more earth friendly that this!  For best results, trim wick to 1/4" before lighting, and only burn for 2-3 hours at a time.  Let the wax harden before lighting again.