A cup of Calm The F*ck Down will give your daily stress a huge kick up the ass! Make relaxing the most fucking easy thing to do with our amazing Calm The F*ck Down tea gift range.

Our stunning profanitea gift range is nothing short of f*cking amazing, with exclusive branding and the silver gift tins come complete with a fresh as f*ck tin seal. They make a great humorous or offensive Birthday/Secret Santa/Funny swearing gift for any grown up!

So what's in the tin/bag? Luxury f*cking pyramid tea bags that's what! There's absolutely no compromise on quality or taste with this range. Our Calm The F*ck Down tea bags contain our top selling Camomile tea, made with first grade Egyptian Camomile flowers. They give a delightful, fruity and floral flavour, and will have you feeling f*cking special in no time!

All of our deluxe pyramid tea bags are 100% biodegradable, no trashing the f*cking planet.

See our other Profanitea gifts in our shop!

Gift tins contain 15 deluxe pyramids.

Pouches contain 10 deluxe pyramids.

INGREDIENTS

Luxury Egyptian Camomile

INSTRUCTIONS

Brew time: 6 -8 min

ALLERGENS

Suitable for vegetarians and vegans. Made in an environment that also handles nuts 

 

ABOUT US

YOU PROBABLY WANT TO BE LOOKING AT OUR TEA...

BUT TO BREAK THE ICE, HERE’S A LITTLE ABOUT US.

The Tea Crew is a small, fiercely independent company selling premium quality loose leaf tea and fantastic tea gifts. Based in beautiful Lancashire in the north of England, we offer a wide range of teas from Matcha to Oolong, from Herbal to Earl Grey. We also stock everything you need to create a great cuppa with our superb range of tea ware.

As you would expect, all of our teas are of the highest quality and are ethically sourced. 

After being heavily involved in the set-up and running of a local community tea rooms we also know a thing or two about tea. We plan to carry on our great work through the Tea Crew and will be supporting charities and local projects. Please follow us on social media to see what we achieve with the backing of our loyal customers.