Want a great rude Secret Santa, or maybe make opening presents with the relatives a little less boring? Have yourself a Merry F*cking Christmas, this gift is bound to get a laugh or two!

Our stunning profanitea gift range is nothing short of f*cking amazing, with exclusive branding and the silver gift tins come complete with a fresh as f*ck tin seal. They make a great humorous or offensive Secret Santa/Funny swearing gift for any grown up!

So what's in the tin/bag? Luxury f*cking pyramid tea bags that's what! There's absolutely no compromise on quality or taste with this range. Our Merry F*cking Christmas tea bags contain our top selling warming, spiced black tea blend, made with luxury black tea, cinnamon, cloves and jasmine petals. It will have you feeling f*cking christmassy in no time! 

All of our deluxe pyramid tea bags are 100% biodegradable, no trashing the f*cking planet.

See our other Profanitea gifts in our shop!

Gift tins contain 15 deluxe pyramids.

Pouches contain 10 deluxe pyramids.

INGREDIENTS
Black tea, Cinnamon, Cloves, Jasmine Petals, Natural flavours.

INSTRUCTIONS
Brew time: 3 -7 min

Teaspoons: 1 bag per cup

Temperature: 100ºC

ALLERGENS
Suitable for vegetarians and vegans. Made in an environment that also handles nuts.

 

ABOUT US

YOU PROBABLY WANT TO BE LOOKING AT OUR TEA...

BUT TO BREAK THE ICE, HERE’S A LITTLE ABOUT US.

The Tea Crew is a small, fiercely independent company selling premium quality loose leaf tea and fantastic tea gifts. Based in beautiful Lancashire in the north of England, we offer a wide range of teas from Matcha to Oolong, from Herbal to Earl Grey. We also stock everything you need to create a great cuppa with our superb range of tea ware.

As you would expect, all of our teas are of the highest quality and are ethically sourced. 

After being heavily involved in the set-up and running of a local community tea rooms we also know a thing or two about tea. We plan to carry on our great work through the Tea Crew and will be supporting charities and local projects. Please follow us on social media to see what we achieve with the backing of our loyal customers.