Funny Retired Person Metal Warning Sign
If you've earned the right to be retired, you deserve to post this warning. If you have a friend or family member who recently retired, they are going to love this funny warning sign. True to its saying, this is the time where you finally get to enjoy life and call your own shots. Post this tin warning sign to advise everyone you've got plenty of time on your hands. Novelty tin sign reads: "WARNING Retired person on premise. Knows everything and has plenty of time to tell it." Great home decor for your man cave or garage, this novelty sign is made from heavy-duty metal and features an orange heading and black lettering on a weathered, background, making it look like a real vintage warning sign. Give this funny novelty sign as a gag gift to retiring friends, family, and co-workers and get a laugh. This funny wall decor measures approximately 12" long, 8" wide, and ships brand new in manufacturer's packaging, with our 100% customer satisfaction guarantee.
Garage Home Wall Decor Novelty Gag Gift Features:
- Novelty sign reads: "Retired person on premise. Knows everything and has plenty of time to tell it.."
- Funny metal wall decor makes a great gag gift for recently retired friends or family members
- Post this wall decor in your man cave, home bar, or garage to let everyone know you're retired
- Vintage-style warning sign looks like a real warning sign with its black lettering and weathered background
- Funny novelty wall decor measures approximately 12" long, 8" wide, and ships brand new
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