My first adult job was at a mortgage company making $13.46 an hour. I thought I was ballin' out of control. 13 bucks an hour!!! You can't tell me nothin'!! To celebrate my new found wealth, me and my co-worker Norm decided to celebrate for lunch at Hometown Buffet. I have never been there before because of my poor circumstances but now that I was basically Scrooge McDuck I was ready to dine with the high class. Anyways, as I was scooping some Salisbury steak on my plate some unsupervised kid next to me was poking his finger into the other foods and putting his finger into his mouth to sample them. He would do this with about 5 other dishes. I was like dang this place is like the Tijuana of buffets. Anything goes. And I was all for it. So, ya know, buy this hat.

The size is a medium crown adjustable strapback from 6 5/8" to 7 5/8".

Hometown Buffet, Food, Restaurant, Foodie Gift, Y2K, 90s Embroidered Corduroy Hat