Publisher Description

Good luck in the year ahead. You're all going to need it.



Horrorscopes* will tell you everything you need to know about what will happen to you in the year ahead, and we can reveal now, it's not all good news. In fact, none of it is. The moral? Blame it on the planets - let's face it, Saturn's a bastard.



This hilarious, tongue-in-cheek and detailed weekly guide to next year is interspersed with celebrity readings - find out what will be the hardest challenge David Cameron will face next year (hint: it involves Game of Thrones) and what embarrassing social faux pas will befall Harry Styles - and is packed full of other fun extras, including when to play and not play Monopoly (not June) and those all-important lottery numbers.



There's something for member of all signs of the Zodiac and beyond in this rude, witty and bang-up-to-date handbook which is a must-read if you want to know what will happen to you in the year ahead (just don't set your expectations too high).



*Disclaimer: Despite astrology being a 100% accurate science, we cannot be held responsible for any personal action or decisions made using our advice as a guide.

Notes

A comic, tongue-in-cheek and detailed weekly astrological guide to 2016, packed with celebrity readings and other fun extras.

Author Biography

JONATHAN O'BRIEN lives in London. He calls himself a writer but actually works in the dubious world of 'social media'. He has written for Waterstones, Channel 4, Sky and ITV. When not 'engaging' his audience with 'maximum shareability brand repositioning awareness', he can be found in his room, reading.

Long Description

Good luck in the year ahead. You're all going to need it. Horrorscopes * will tell you everything you need to know about what will happen to you in the year ahead, and we can reveal now, it's not all good news. In fact, none of it is. The moral? Blame it on the planets - let's face it, Saturn's a bastard.This hilarious, tongue-in-cheek and detailed weekly guide to next year is interspersed with celebrity readings - find out what will be the hardest challenge David Cameron will face next year (hint: it involves Game of Thrones ) and what embarrassing social faux pas will befall Harry Styles - and is packed full of other fun extras, including when to play and not play Monopoly (not June) and those all-important lottery numbers.There's something for member of all signs of the Zodiac and beyond in this rude, witty and bang-up-to-date handbook which is a must-read if you want to know what will happen to you in the year ahead (just don't set your expectations too high).*Disclaimer: Despite astrology being a 100% accurate science, we cannot be held responsible for any personal action or decisions made using our advice as a guide.

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A hilarious, tongue-in-cheek and detailed weekly astrological guide to the year ahead, packed full of celebrity readings and other fun extras.

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Perfect as a humorous gift purchase at Christmas

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ARIES Birthstone: That rock you threw into a river when you were four. Lucky Day: No lucky days this year. Keynote for the Year: Just get your head down and things might get better in 2016. January: 2-6 Someone writes 'effect' when they mean 'affect.' Now you have a body to dispose of. 10-14 Lunch goes badly when you order Death By Chocolate for dessert and the waitress beats you with a giant toblerone. 26-29 Your time machine proves functional but your inherently dishonesty means nobody believes you.

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