This Is Fer Bambi

by Daniel Nykkynn Jacobs

Ya ever shot a deer in front of another Deer, n' that Deer got so pissed off it tried to kill ya?
Welp, this story is kinda like that one only this one's longer, people die, it turns into a Spy Espionage, and the Hunter gets hunted. This is a real incident according to expert hunter Bobby Dollar. It's unknown where he lives or who the people are associated to Bobby Dollar, but accordin' to Bobby Dollar, this really did happen n' it was a horrifyin' experience for him and his loved ones. Even though it's impractical for a Deer to be able to pull the trigger of a rifle while also aimin' it, according to Bobby Dollar, this really did happen, and this Psycho Deer really did try to hunt down the man who tells the story himself; Bobby Dollar. Drink Responsibly.