Funny 2nd Amendment Gun Owner Private Property No Trespassing Metal Home Sign
Protect your home while you add some laughs to your entry with this funny Private Property sign. With 2 handguns aimed at the reader, this sign reads: PRIVATE PROPERTY THINK TWICE! PROPERTY OWNER IS TOO OLD TO FIGHT TOO FAT TO RUN AND TOO LAZY TO ARGUE. Bright red sign with black lettering is sure to draw attention wherever you place it. Made from metal with 2 predrilled holes for easy mounting, you can easily place this sign indoors or outdoors, in your front window or on your garden gate or garage door. Funny sign would also make your friends and family laugh when placed in your garage, man cave, shop, or home bar. Sign measures 12" tall, 8" wide, and ships brand new in manufacturer's packaging, with our 100% customer satisfaction guarantee.
Gun Owner Too Old Fat and Lazy Funny Tin Front Door Sign Features:
- Protect your home while you add some laughs to your entry with this funny Private Property sign
- Sign features 2 handguns aimed at the reader, which reads: PRIVATE PROPERTY THINK TWICE! PROPERTY OWNER IS TOO OLD TO FIGHT TOO FAT TO RUN AND TOO LAZY TO ARGUE
- Private Property Sign is Made from metal with 2 predrilled holes for easy mounting indoors or outdoors at your front entry
- Great gift for a new homeowner, or for your own home to make your friends and family laugh when they visit
- Aluminum Sign measures 12" tall, 8" wide, and ships brand new in manufacturer's packaging, with our 100% customer satisfaction guarantee
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