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Tasseled Bookmark

We print these bookmarks right here in our Arizona workshop just like we have been doing since 1977. These bookmarks are printed on heavy stock and is then precision die-cut to a finished size of 1¾ x 5¾ with rounded corners. After the addition of a quality "chainette" tassel we give each one a careful [final] inspection & package them for shipment to your door

This bookmark is titled "How A Dog Would Change A Light Bulb" and the text reads:

"Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! Rottweiler: Make me. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark. Did I miss any? I'll go back and check again!. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb! Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Pointer: I see it, there it is ...there it is! Greyhound: It isn't moving ...Who cares? Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle... Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry."

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