There is no getting away from it - the undisputed king of the comb-over Donald J. Trump is the 45th President of the USA. Love him? Step away from this book immediately. Loathe him? Read on.

Through a series of playfully mindful exercises we will come to terms with the grief over this most shocking of election results. We will make no denials about Trump's presidency, we will sit with our anger, we will put a pin in our depression and we will embrace the next four years (please God - only four!) with the open palms of acceptance. We shall over-comb. Written and illustrated by the team that brought you the bestselling The Brexsh t Book, What the Trump?! will be your one and only guide to surviving The Donald, publishing just in time for his inauguration on January 20th 2017. Therapeutic activities include: - Get your brain working - be creative. Invent a use for Mike Pence. A hat-stand perhaps? You could hang your slogan caps there? - Forget about your worries - lull yourself off to sleep with a soothing fairy-tale about a dashing hero called Trumpunzel who unfurls his colossal comb-over to create a rope for Princess Melania to climb the mighty Trump Tower. -Try to be positive - there is only one Donald Trump and human cloning isn't really a thing yet. - Discover your artistic side - colour in the White House orange.

Steven S. Stevens is a made-up author. If he did exist, he would probably live in London, England, and would have possibly spent most of his career penning various BBC and Channel 4 sitcom scripts, TV pilots, kids' comedy series etc, etc. And he might even be comprised of three separate, middle-aged men. Who knows? Steven S. Stevens did not go to Oxford, or Cambridge either (that is if he did exist, which he doesn't).