Wedding Tracks
1-1
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Various
Traditional "The Wedding (Ave Maria)"
1-2
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Su Pollard
"Starting Together"
1-3
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Martha Reeves & The Vandellas
"Third Finger Left Hand"
1-4
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The Dixie Cups
"Chapel Of Love"
1-5
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Stanley Holloway
"Get Me To The Church On Time"
1-6
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Tommy Steele
"Flash Bang Wallop"
Birthday Tracks
1-7
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Stevie Wonder
"Happy Birthday"
1-8
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Various
Smeg The Duck "Happy Birthday"
1-9
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Neil Sedaka
"Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen"
1-10
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Gay Gordon & The Mince Pies
"Birthday Medley"
1-11
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Various
Traditional "Happy Birthday To You"
1-12
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Various
Traditional "21 Today"
Christmas Tracks
1-13
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Various
Smeg The Duck "Jingle Bells"
1-14
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Various
Santa & Singing Xmas Trees -"Singalongasanta Medley"
1-15
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Bing Crosby
"White Christmas"
1-16
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Slade
"Merry Xmas Everybody"
New Year Tracks
1-17
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Various
Traditional "Auld Lang Syne"
1-18
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Various
Hooked On Scotland- "Scotland The Brave"
1-19
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Various
Midnight Hour "Scotland The Rave"
Anniversary Tracks
1-20
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Slim Whitman
"Happy Anniversary"
1-21
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Various
Traditional "Anniversary Waltz"
Halloween Tracks
1-22
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Bobby Pickett & The Crypt-Kickers*
"Monster Mash"
1-23
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Ray Parker Jr.
"Ghostbusters"
1-24
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Various
Theme "The Addams Family"
Well Done Tracks
1-25
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Cliff Richard
"Congratulations"
1-26
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Queen
"We Are The Champions"
1-27
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Various
Cockrel Chorus "Nice One Cyril"
1-28
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Kool & The Gang
"Celebration"
Wedding Fx
2-1
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Various
Church Wedding Bells
2-2
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Various
Wedding March (Church)
2-3
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Various
Wedding March (Classical)
2-4
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Various
Here Comes The Bride
New Year Fx
2-5
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Various
Big Ben Strikes Twelve
Halloween Fx
2-6
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Various
Twilight Zone
2-7
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Various
The Dark Room
2-8
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Various
Nightmare On Alfred Street
2-9
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Various
Horror Background
2-10
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Various
Thunderclap
2-11
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Various
Evil Laughter
2-12
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Various
Spooky Laughter
2-13
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Various
Wolves
2-14
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Various
Goblin Laugh
Games & Competition Fx
2-15
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Various
"Boo! Hiss!" (Small Crowd)
2-16
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Various
"Hooray" (Small Crowd)
2-17
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Various
"Cheer" (Large Crowd - Football)
2-18
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Various
Drumroll
2-19
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Various
Clock Ticking(I'll Have To Hurry You)
2-20
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Various
Gameshow "Wrong" Sound
2-21
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Various
30 Seconds Countdown (Clock And Music)
2-22
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Various
Gladiators - "Another One Bites The Dust"
Games & Competition (Bits & Pieces Competitions)
2-23
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Various
Bits & Pieces 1
2-24
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Various
Bits & Pieces 2
General Sound Fx
2-25
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Various
Long Burp
2-26
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Various
Toad Burp
2-27
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Various
Technical Difficulties
2-28
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Various
Comedy Fart
2-29
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Various
Fart, Cor!
2-30
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Various
Raspberry
2-31
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Various
Dog Barking
2-32
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Various
Car Crash (Driving Test)
2-33
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Various
Police Siren
2-34
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Various
Twang
2-35
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Various
Disco Lazer
2-36
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Various
Tarzan Gets Shot
2-37
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Various
Gesungheit
2-38
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Various
Now That's Funny
2-39
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Various
Mass Hysteria
2-40
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Various
Snoring (Group)
2-41
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Various
Toilet Of Doom
2-42
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Various
Phone Ringing
2-43
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Various
Wolf Whistle
2-44
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Various
Constipation Or Climax
End Of The Night Tracks
2-45
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The Flamingos
"Goodnight Sweetheart Goodnight"
2-46
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Julie Andrews
"I Could Have Danced All Night"
2-47
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Keith Chegwin & Pat Coombes
"Goodnight"
2-48
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The Ovaltineys
Wish Me Luck As You Wave Me Goodbye"
Lightshow Tracks
2-49
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Ben Liebrand
"Eve Of The War"
2-50
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Two Little Boys
"Cadium (Music For Lights)"
2-51
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Carl Orff
"Carmina Burana"
"Favourite Singalong Tracks"
2-52
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Frank Sinatra
"New York New York"
2-53
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Gerry & The Pacemakers
"You'll Never Walk Alone"
Novelty Tracks
2-54
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Monty Python
"Always Look On The Bright Side"
2-55
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Ivor Biggun
"The Winkers Song (Misprint)"
Grandparent Tracks
2-56
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Clive Dunn
"Grandad"
2-57
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St. Winifred's School Choir
"There's No One Quite Like Grandma"
Wedding Jingles
2-58
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Various
"Ladies & Gentlemen, The Food Is Now Available"
Christmas Jingles
3-1
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Various
"Your Dj Wants To Say.... Merry Christmas"
3-2
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Various
"Remember, A Dog Is Not Just For Christmas"
3-4
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Various
"Give Generously, The Dj Accepts..."
3-5
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Various
"Ladies & Gentlemen, Have Yourselves A Merry Christmas"
3-6
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Various
"Rocking You Accross The Festive Season"
3-7
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Various
"Father Christmas Comes But Once A Year"
3-8
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Various
"Merry Christmas Everybody" (Noddy Holder)
3-9
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Various
"Get Your Turkey Down Your Neck" (Noddy Holder)
3-10
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Various
"Plenty Of Christmas Pudding" (Noddy Holder)
New Year Jingles
3-11
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Various
"A Happy New Year" (Noddy Holder)
Dj & Mix Jingles
3-12
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Various
"Professional Mixes By A Professional Dj"
3-13
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Various
"Somebody Shoot The Dj Please"
3-14
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Various
"Huh! Is This Guy For Real"
3-15
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Various
"Mr Dj Where Are You" (Toilet)
3-16
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Various
"Yo Dj Pump This Party"
3-17
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Rolf Harris
"Hey Dj Where's The Bass?"
3-18
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Various
"A Dj Who's More Pissed Than The Proverbial Newt"
3-19
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Various
"And Now The World's Greatest Dj" (Music & Laugh)
3-20
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Various
"Hey - You Ruined My Record Man"
3-21
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Various
"Not This Record, Not This Record"
3-22
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Various
"Let's Remix It"
3-23
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Various
"What Will Happen Next? Tune In Tomorrow..."
3-24
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Various
"Music Factory Mastermix" (Computer Voice)
3-25
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Rolf Harris
"Rolf Here, Music Factory Mastermix"
3-26
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Rolf Harris
Rolf Here, Music Factory Exclusive"
3-27
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James Whale & Co
"Music Factory Mastermixes - The Ultimate Dj Service"
General Jingles
3-28
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Various
"Warning! Ugly People Alert"
3-29
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Various
"Happy Hangover"
3-30
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Various
"Now - Here Comes The Music"
3-31
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Various
"Are You Ready To Party?" (Noddy Holder)
3-32
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Various
"Well Come On!" (Noddy Holder)
3-33
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Various
"You Make Me Feel So Good"
3-34
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Various
"This Next Smooth Cut Is Dedicated To The Lovers"
3-35
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Various
"The Music Just Turns Me On"
3-36
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Various
"Ohh! You Are Awful!"
3-37
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Various
"Are You Ready To Move" (Computer Voice)
3-38
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Various
"Es-Es-Essential"
3-39
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Various
"Ah, We Have Had Some Technical Problem"
3-40
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Various
Tonight - It's Party Time"
General Dialogue Jingles
3-41
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Various
"Boo! That Was The Worst Thing I Ever Heard"
3-42
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Various
"You Are Physically Repulsive...And You Smell"
3-43
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Various
"Hey Girl, We Got A Party To Go To Tonight"
3-44
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Various
"All The Party People Get On The Floor Now"
3-45
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Various
"Somebody In The House Sy Yeah" (Live)
3-46
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Various
"Say Turn It Up! Turn It Up" (Live)
3-47
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Various
"Can You Feel It?" (Live)
3-48
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Various
"Stereophonic Gramophone Recordings" (Pathe News)
3--49
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Various
"Let's Have Some Asses Wiggling..."
End Of Night Jingles
3-50
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Various
"For Being Such A Good Crowd The Dj Says..."
3--51
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Various
"Goodnight"
3-52
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Various
"You Can Stay If You Want - I'm Going Home..."
Introduction Jingles
3-53
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Various
20th Century Fox Fanfare
3-54
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Various
This Is Your Life Fanfare
3-55
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Various
5-4-3-2-1 Thunderbirds Intro
3-56
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Various
"10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1" (Robot Vocoder)
3-57
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Various
"10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1" (Dry Male Vox)
3-58
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Various
"This Is Only The Beginning"
3-59
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Various
Grand Entrance Fanfare 1
3-60
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Various
Grand Entrance Fanfare 2
3-61
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Various
Grand Arrival Fanfare
3-62
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Various
Grand Presentation Fanfare
3-63
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Various
Night On Bare Mountain Introduction
Introduction Tracks
3-64
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Various
Circus Music "Thunder & Blazes"
Yesteryear Tracks
3-65
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The Kings Of Swing Orchestra
"Switched On Love"
3-66
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Vera Lynn
"White Cliffs Of Dover"
3-67
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Vera Lynn
"We'll Meet Again"
3-68
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Various
"Cockney Classics Megamix"
3-69
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The John Anderson Band
"Glenn Miller Medley"
3-70
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The Ovaltineys
"Happy Days Are Here Again"
3-71
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The Ovaltineys
"We Are The Ovaltinys"
Ballroom Dance Tracks
3-72
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Engelbert Humperdinck
"The Last Waltz"
3-73
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Various
Cha Cha Medley - "Sweet & Gentle/Tea For Two"
3-74
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Various
Tango - "Tango De Perilas"
3-75
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Various
Quickstep - "A Walk In The Black Forest"
3-76
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Various
Foxtrot - "As Time Goes By"
3-77
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Various
Waltz - "Somewhere My Love"
3-78
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Various
Irish Reel - "Rattigans/Morning Star/Dublinsporter"
3-79
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Various
Irish Jig - "John Joe'r/Birdie Mcgrath's"
3-80
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Various
Quickstep - "Lullabye Of Broadway"
3-81
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The Kings Of Swing Orchestra
"Switched On Swing"
Novelty Dialogue
3-82
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Derek & Clive
The Horserace
3-83
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James Whale & Co
"Our Tune" Spoof
Kids Party Tracks
3-84
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Various
Traditional "Old Macdonald Had A Farm"
3-85
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Len Barry
"Postman Pat"
Party Dance Tracks
4-1
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Various
Traditional "Zorba's Dance"
4-2
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Bad Manners
"Can Can"
4-3
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Various
Traditional "Hokey Cokey"
4-4
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Black Lace
"Do The Conga"
4-5
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Damian
"The Timewarp"
4-6
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The Tweets
"Birdie Song"
4-7
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Mad Jocks
"Jocks Party Mix"
4-8
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Little Eva
"The Locomotion"
4-9
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The Gap Band
"Oops Upside Your Head"
4-10
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Black Lace
"Agadoo"
4-11
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Joe Loss & His Orchestra
"March Of The Mods"
4-12
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Various
"Simple Simon Says"
Strippers/Catwalk Tracks
4-13
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Pet Shop Boys
"The Clothes Show (In The Night)"
4-14
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Various
Traditional "The Stripper"
4-15
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Right Said Fred
"I'm Too Sexy"
Welcome Back Tracks
4-16
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Peters & Lee
"Welcome Home"
Tv Theme Tracks
4-17
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Various
Theme "Rainbow"
4-18
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Various
Theme "Happy Days"
4-19
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Various
Theme "Hawaii 5-O"
4-20
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Various
Theme "The Flintstones"
4-21
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Various
Theme "Batman"
4-22
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Various
Theme "Neighbours"
4-23
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Various
Theme "Joe 90"
4-24
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Various
Theme "Thunderbirds"
4-25
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Various
Theme "Looney Tunes"
4-26
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Various
Theme "Merry Melodies"
4-27
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The Monkees
"Hey Hey We're The Monkees"
National Anthem Tracks
4-28
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Various
U.K. "God Save The Queen"
4-29
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Various
Eire "Amhrain Na Bhfiann"
4-30
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Various
U.S.A. "Star Spangled Banner"
Incidental Music Tracks
4-31
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Various
Please Stand By
4-32
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Various
Incidental Music