A selection of novelty joke funny gifts - with or without gift

Ideal for Secret Santa, stocking fillers, birthday gifts, etc.  Guaranteed to get a laugh every time!  Buy more than 1 and take advantage of our discounted prices!!

If you choose the option 'bag & header card', then this is exactly what you will receive - an empty bag and header card - NO CONTENTS.  You will need to fill the empty bag with the contents and then glue or staple the header card to the bag. PLEASE NOTE: the header card you receive will be exactly the same header card as if you have purchased the complete item - it will not show 'copyright' on it. 

Choose from the following:-

Air Guitar Strings ~ Anti-snoring Device ~ Bag of Nothing ~ Beginner Weights ~ Belly Button Cleaning Brush ~ Re-usable Blow Job ~ Candy Cane Puzzle ~ Chill Pill ~ Condom (In case of a Miracle/Emergency, break bag!) ~ Diet Patch ~ Emergency Hair Dryer ~ 5-minute Facelift ~ F**k All ~ Gift Not Included ~ Hands-free Mobile phone Kit ~ Instant Boob Job ~ iPad Pro ~ 1,000,000 pc Jigsaw Puzzle ~ Over the Hill Pills ~ Polo Mint Puzzle ~ Stress Relief Capsules ~ Wrinkle Remover

 Size of bag (including header card): 7.5cm x 16cm approx.  Header cards are white gloss finish.  

Please Note: colour of contents may vary to listing pictures, depending upon availability at time of order.  Brand of condom may also vary, again depending upon availability at time.

If you wish different wording on any of the header cards, please let us know and we will be more than happy to help.

We cannot be held responsible for items lost in the post but always obtain proof of posting.

WILL POST TO UK MAINLAND ONLY

Any questions - please just ask!

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