Looks like an ordinary greeting card, right? Innocent and sweet right? WRONG!
This card is no ordinary greeting card.
Once opened, the card will begin to emit the soft sounds of love-making. They’ll start low and then get louder and louder. The card will just moan and moan, louder and louder (for up to 3 hours!) unless you literally destroy the card! And then the fun is all over. Right?
WRONG AGAIN! Because when your hapless victim frantically attempts to rip the card to pieces in a flurry of red-faced embarrassment, they’ll be SHOWERED IN A CLOUD OF ANNOYING HARD-TO-GET-RID-OF GLITTER. AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Aaaaaand then they’ll probably murder you. But I think we can all agree, it’ll be totally worth it.
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For maximum effect, please ensure the recipient only opens this card either: