Long Long Vintage Pants.

Who wants to have the longest backside on the planet? That's right, no one. But do your current pants allow you the freedom of movement to sit with your leg raised? Who does that. But are your current pants so thinly woven that the cold winter air breezes right through them? Probably a good thing. But real talk, do your current pants have pockets so large you can fit all of your belongings in them? All of them?

Didn't. Think. So.

Get rid of your purse, get these pants. Get the pants.