Doris is selling off a number of her bottle openers in the vain attempt to free up more draw space in her kitchen.

Back in the day when bottle openers were freely given away, Doris amassed a rather large collection due to the copious amounts of alcohol consumed. As she only drinks wine or gin these days, the bottle openers are mostly redundant.

As with all our listings, no sensible offer refused.

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From the weird to the wonderful - Jeeves brings you many items that he finds during his relentless travels across the UK and beyond. 

After a long association with Mr Wooster, The infamous Captain H, and The Cream of Britain,  Jeeves had no option after the final scandal involving 3 goats a Mistress and a man of the cloth, but to set up on his own selling treasure he comes across in his new profession as a "Professional Struggler".

Having secured premises and a robust trouser belt, he is often to be found galivanting around the New Forest where he spends his days. A far cry from the bright lights of the city, but content to mix with the local folk where he has developed a liking for Riesling, Strong Blue Cheese and the bosom of a buxom local girl called Beryl.

Doris who is Beryl's mother is as mad as a hatter and often a source of entertainment, spiritual guidance and bizarre information based on a foggy memory of the past due to her enthusiastic liking of fine wines. She has an extensive wardrobe from which her off casts can be often found listed on our site.

Be sure to visit our listings on a regular basis as there are often gems hidden amongst the plethora of odd items!

Please be sure to ask questions if you are unsure of anything, we aim to list as accurately as possible, but mistakes can happen.

So if you spot a mistake, please feel free to inform us and we will endeavour to put things right.

Yours - Jeeves

P.S. We use all sorts of methods to transport your items to your door, Pack Horse, Llama's, but mostly Courier Companies, we find them a lot less temperamental.

Items are usually shipped next day but always within 3 working days, the speed does depend on the amount of Riesling consumed and how demanding Beryl is! 

All items are tracked, however tracking a Llama is often tricky! 

Hope that covers everything - please be sure to check out my other items, you never know when you may need something that I have, that you never thought you would!