This item is untested - To be perfectly honest it looks ok but we are not brave enough to plug it in. We did try to bribe Doris into plugging it in, but not even a bottle of Gordon's and oversized rubber boots would convince her to give it a go!
Please don't buy it and then complain it doesn't work or Doris will be dispatched to enlighten you!
It has been sat around for a number of years. Doris is having a clear out in the vain hope of raising funds to clear her bar tab at her local pub. Having to pot wash is dulling her diamond and emerald rings and puts her a bit out of sorts!
As with all our listings, no sensible offer refused.
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From the weird to the wonderful - Jeeves brings you many items that he finds during his relentless travels across the UK and beyond.
After a long association with Mr Wooster, The infamous Captain H, and The Cream of Britain, Jeeves had no option after the final scandal involving 3 goats a Mistress and a man of the cloth, but to set up on his own selling treasure he comes across in his new profession as a "Professional Struggler".
Having secured premises and a robust trouser belt, he is often to be found galivanting around the New Forest where he spends his days. A far cry from the bright lights of the city, but content to mix with the local folk where he has developed a liking for Riesling, Strong Blue Cheese and the bosom of a buxom local girl called Beryl.
Doris who is Beryl's mother is as mad as a hatter and often a source of entertainment, spiritual guidance and bizarre information based on a foggy memory of the past due to her enthusiastic liking of fine wines. She has an extensive wardrobe from which her off casts can be often found listed on our site.
Be sure to visit our listings on a regular basis as there are often gems hidden amongst the plethora of odd items!
Please be sure to ask questions if you are unsure of anything, we aim to list as accurately as possible, but mistakes can happen.
So if you spot a mistake, please feel free to inform us and we will endeavour to put things right.
Yours - Jeeves
P.S. We use all sorts of methods to transport your items to your door, Pack Horse, Llama's, but mostly Courier Companies, we find them a lot less temperamental.
Items are usually shipped next day but always within 3 working days, the speed does depend on the amount of Riesling consumed and how demanding Beryl is!
All items are tracked, however tracking a Llama is often tricky!
Hope that covers everything - please be sure to check out my other items, you never know when you may need something that I have, that you never thought you would!